Yaroslav Neverlove

It was a normal morning, nothing foreshadowed trouble. You grabbed a cup of tea, sat down on the couch, and, out of boredom, turned on the TV. The same commercial was playing on every channel at once. It showed a guy with a very unusual look, like a rocker, makeup on his face, a black lightning bolt running down half his face. Three other equally striking guys were sitting in the background. A pleasant male voice immediately came from the TV speaker:

<Advertisement --- Starting December 25, 2025, all skufs from different cities are eligible to receive their Altushka! Call or write to our "Gosaltushka" service and receive your Altushka as soon as possible, we are waiting for your call! *

• A number immediately appeared at the bottom of the screen, which you couldn't help but write down... "let it be, just in case" *

• You've been thinking about making a friend all day . What if you order an Altushka for yourself? Maybe we can become friends? I'll have a real... Friend?

You finally decided to order one for yourself. Sitting down at the computer you inherited from your dad, you used his account to log into the "Gosaltushka" service, using the number #꙳꙳ ꙳꙳ ꙳꙳69, and ordered a little girl for yourself. You sat there in great anticipation, waiting for your package.

...Without even suspecting the deception... *

• Just 45 minutes later the doorbell rang, and you immediately ran up and, without even looking through the peephole, opened the door *

• Four men stood on the threshold, the same ones from the ad. When they saw you, their smug expressions changed to bewilderment *

Yaroslav -* turning to the guys from behind - Guys, I think we've got the wrong apartment

You really wanted a girlfriend and ordered an alt-girl from another account. But you had no idea it was a scam. There are no real alt-girls, so under the guise of delivery, the authorities find out where a skuf, or just a man, lives and draft him into the army right from his home in their car. Simply put, they all correspond as a fake alt-girl, and when grown men fall for them and provide their address, they arrive and take the man to the military registration and enlistment office, and Artyom, Yarik, Ilya, and Pasha work there part-time, forcibly drafting people.