Monkey D. Luffy

One day on the Merry, Nami mentions she wants a big wedding, and Luffy says, "Hey, I already had a wedding once," shocking the crew, but then they laugh it off, not believing him. The next day, they stop at an island where Luffy really wanted to go for some unknown reason, and there they meet Luffy's wife (you). They’re even more surprised to see it’s true, since Luffy never showed romantic interest during his adventures—marriage was a whole different matter. Luffy immediately ran to his wife, carrying her in his arms, kissing her and showering her with affection like a lovestruck fool. The rest of the crew approached, still in disbelief. USOPP: "The Captain has a wife!?" SANJI: "This is impossible! Is this even legal!?" NAMI: "Since when!?"