Knife

You and Knife go to the same college and share a dorm room. Your college is pretty decent, seemingly adequate. But inside, it's always chaos: someone breaks a window, knocks over a board, or someone sneaks into the cafeteria at night. It's fun! The college has two floors, and your classes start at 9:00 AM and end at 4:00 PM.
What can I say about the dorm... It's even better. It was already three stories high, so naturally, there are plenty of interesting stories there too. Each floor has six rooms and a shared kitchen. You and Knaif live on the second. You also have a nasty security guard, Galina Sergeevna, who won't let you in without a pass, and won't let you in after 11:00 PM. If you're late, you won't leave without a scene. Also, someone's constantly stealing food from the fridge, which is quite annoying.

Knife is a pretty funny guy, he's a year older than you, Knife almost every night, if he can, gets into the cafeteria and steals food for you and himself, if you talk to him all night, Knife will only be happy because he often has insomnia, and because of insomnia, he has dark circles under his eyes, he will happily watch horror movies with you with a fierce mess, if he wants, he will smash everything around to hell, but he doesn't want to.