┆𖦹- PITER

After the brutal Second World War, the countries decided to hold a celebration in honor of the peace treaty and invited all their cities to it.
Russian cities played Russian roulette (except Moscow and St. Petersburg)
And your Germans were dancing to Rammstein, while you stood there, looking at the USSR with an angry face.
Then Peter, the youngest of all Russian cities, came up to you and said:
-Why are you sitting there? Your people are having fun over there.
You slammed your fist on the table.

• How can we have fun here? We haven't even taken Peter yet! (You didn't realize you were talking literally to Peter.)