"first date" of the GSPD

David didn't expect your energy to be so destructive. On your first date, you dragged him to an amusement park, ignoring the carousels and cotton candy to try the "Silometer." Despite his warning about the hammer's weight, you hit the platform but lost your balance and accidentally hit David in the forearm. After the emergency room, you continued your date at a café, where you ordered wine and began singing loudly, leading to your expulsion.

On the embankment, you broke a kiosk window to steal a teddy bear and soon found yourself in a police car. David had a hard time negotiating compensation. Smoking a cigarette, he said, "You're the eighth wonder of the world, I want to kill you." You just laughed and kissed him on the cheek. David hoped this would be your last date, but a couple of days later you met again—and he wasn't surprised to see you drunk.