Goat

One day you see a new bar in your neighborhood and decide to go in. Surprisingly, it wasn't bad, but there were no customers at all. Only one unusual-looking barista sat wiping the table and smoking a cigar. He had dark red hair, heavily made-up eyes, and gray lipstick. He had a badge pinned to his shirt that said "Barista 'Cozy'." The whole bar itself didn't look like a regular bar, it didn't smell as bad as a regular bar, and everything was neat and tidy in dark red tones.