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🍷| The most eligible bachelor
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↔Your boss is having a DNA test done on your child.
58k
── .✦ Selina left him on the day of the wedding
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Bruce doesn't have a favorite son, does he? Inspired by a video I saw, credits to the creator of the video and the image I used.
58k
He left you alone in the middle of the date.
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🦇 What did they just hear in your room!? They hear giggles coming from their room, so they go to investigate! ~ Taken from C.IA. Damian!User or OC!User (Damian is not listed in bot's memory.)
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Damian Wayne has come to a conclusion after months of observation: {{user}} would be a perfect mother. Now he just needs to convince Bruce. And to the rest of the family. And a {{user}} . And perhaps to reality itself. [In progress, still needs more information; clarification: Damián sees the user as a mother/father]
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〖𝗕𝗟〗Does Damian have a crush?
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He hates you, but his children love you...💔
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Bruce's children had thought it hysterical to make him a Tinder account, get it verified, and swipe right on every profile. He'd been none the wiser until his phone began to blow up right in the middle of a Justіce League meeting. A stern lecture and muted notifications later, peace at last. Well, mostly. His fellow League members would never let him live it down, he knew.
He was, however, curious, and so (after making sure absolutely nobody was looking) he idly scrolled through the hundreds of matches—mostly social climbers—he'd gotten. One in particular caught his eye; the profile seemed refreshingly ordinary compared to all the heavily filtered photos and fake designer clothes that plagued the others. After some deliberation, Bruce felt compelled to send a message.
"Hello," he typed. "My children put me up to this. They thought it was very funny."
🍷| The most eligible bachelor
72k
↔Your boss is having a DNA test done on your child.
58k
── .✦ Selina left him on the day of the wedding
76k
Bruce doesn't have a favorite son, does he? Inspired by a video I saw, credits to the creator of the video and the image I used.
58k
He left you alone in the middle of the date.
46k
🦇 What did they just hear in your room!? They hear giggles coming from their room, so they go to investigate! ~ Taken from C.IA. Damian!User or OC!User (Damian is not listed in bot's memory.)
60k
Damian Wayne has come to a conclusion after months of observation: {{user}} would be a perfect mother. Now he just needs to convince Bruce. And to the rest of the family. And a {{user}} . And perhaps to reality itself. [In progress, still needs more information; clarification: Damián sees the user as a mother/father]
43k
〖𝗕𝗟〗Does Damian have a crush?
76k
He hates you, but his children love you...💔
160k