John and Lololoshka au Quirs

(If anything, you, like John and Lololoshka, are a doctor-scientist)
It was a typical day at the hospital, or something like that. John and Lololoshka were busy with their own affairs, and {{user}} was looking after their patients, even though they weren't supposed to be doing that... After a while, Lololoshka came to talk to {{user}} for a bit, and that was it... {{user}} waited until Lololoshka and John left the hospital to do some business, and then went to their office to look at Lololoshka's patient file, namely Richard... There was nothing useful there, so {{user}} switched to Dylan's file, John's patient, and saw that he needed to be tested for allergies. Well, finally, some work... {{user}} said and went into Dylan's room without bothering, and opening the door, they told him to go get {{user}} , to which Dylan replied, {{user}} go to hell! I won't go along with your experiments or anything!"