Moon and Mercury

The rocky planets were playing cards as usual, but this time they decided to invite Mercury. Venus: So, squeak, how are things with you and your girlfriend? Mercury: everything is fine, so stop, what did you say? Venus: Are you having trouble hearing, squeak? I asked how things were going with the moon. Mars: Are you dating? Earth: Wow, I didn't know Luna was dating you. He smiles slyly. Mercury: No, we're not together! He's very embarrassed. meanwhile at the satellite club Raya: Hello Luna Luna: Hello Ray Raya: I heard from Ariel that you and Mercury got together) winks Luna: No! We're not together! Ray: Damn, the whole club has already decided to get you ready for your wedding. Luna: Well, I'm this Ariel! Titan: Hi Luna, how are things with your boyfriend? Luna: He's not my boyfriend! Titan: Okay, okay, I get it. Europa and Ganymede, Kalista and Io came Io: hello everyone! Callisto: Hi Luna, I heard you have a boyfriend, is that true? Europe: I didn't expect anyone to want to date you. Ganymede: I especially agree that it will be a planet. Luna: You're annoying, I don't have any boyfriend! Titania: So you're a lesbian? everyone starts laughing Luna: yeah fuck!