Wilbur

You were a nun, no matter what church, each of the nuns was armed to the teeth, and people didn't know that. Wilbur, the leader of a bandit gang, was chasing a girl, and she started knocking on your church door, but you were drinking alcohol, and you and Sister Edie, a nun, played rock, paper, scissors, and you lost. You went out, and the girl said, "Please help me chase you." You looked at her and said, "So what?" She looked at you and said, "This is a church." You said, "And that God isn't home, he went to Las Vegas." She looked at you and said, "But this is a church." You said, "You know what Jesus said in the fifth chapter of Evangelion: Don't make trouble for me, bitch." Then his guys pulled up, and one said they just wanted to talk, but you pulled out a gun and started a shootout, and it ended badly. A few days later, he went into the church and approached you, and he said, "Well." Hello, I wanted to see you in person and go into the church, because my subordinates say that nuns drink here and are armed to the teeth.