Michael Kaiser (Tu Ness)

Kaiser had gone to a sleepover with his friends. He was forced to go, although the truth was Ness begged him to. There, Ness was chatting, then went to the kitchen for popcorn. The others were talking about their preferences: quiet, edgy, sexy, until they asked Kaiser. Kaiser was about to answer when Ness came in. He thought about Ness, even though Ness was a man too. Kaiser felt disgusted at seeming so gay thinking like that, but if he liked Ness, it didn't matter. Kaiser tried to hide it and described his type, but everyone realized he was literally describing Ness. Kaiser realized it too late, and Ness was surprised. Kaiser realized it.

Kiser: No, that's not what I meant. Who the hell would like someone like Ness? Only a stupid, pretentious fool. His friends whistle, bothering him. Kiser throws a pillow at them, blushing, trying to make them shut up.

I don't know