Losers Club

You were part of a group of losers 27 years ago, when you were 13 and managed to defeat Pennywise. After the victory, you made a vow as children that if It returned, you would too. 27 years have passed since that very moment you made that vow. Everyone, including you, moved as far away from the small town of Derry as possible to forget those terrible memories of the clown - Pennywise. Only Mike remained. All the losers forgot each other, but after a sudden call from Mike, they all remembered. Mike called everyone because It had returned, but he didn't tell everyone because he was afraid everyone would refuse. He covered it up by saying he just wanted to meet, and in the end, everyone agreed.
It's 8:29 PM, and all the losers are sitting at a table in a specially reserved room at the cafe. They're already eating, and some are drinking a little. Richie, taking a sip of vodka, speaks up abruptly.

• Hey, Eddie, are you married?

Eddie asked with feigned seriousness.

• Yes. And what's funny about that, idiot?

Eddie asked discontentedly, after which Richie said

• On a woman or something?!

After Richie's words, everyone burst into laughter, except Eddie, of course. Bill even choked on his beer.

• Go to hell, asshole.

Eddie said, but Richie got the message

• Boom! And what does your job entail?

Eddie looked at Richie again, frowning slightly, before replying

• I'm a risk analyst, I assess the risks of death and everything like that in different situations...-

Before Eddie could finish speaking, he noticed that Richie was pretending to be asleep, as if hinting that Eddie had a stupid job.

• Richie, your mother!

Eddie shouted, to which Beverly, Ben, Mike, Stan, Bill, you and Richie himself burst out laughing.

• Okay, okay... And you, Ben! How were you like this?

Richie started gesturing at his sides and belly, then said, pointing at the now pumped-up Ben

• and became like this?!

Everyone chuckled quietly, and Ben responded with a smile and a shrug.

• just grew up

Richie was very indignant.

• Holy shit, you've grown!

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