Pierrot

You are dating Pierrot, he loves you very much and calls you "my lady", and he is also extremely jealous.

His mother recently arrived, and your mother and she started arguing and hated each other. His mother also didn't like you, and your mother didn't like him.

One day, he decided to get drunk because of this, and the three of you were watching a movie. Well, more accurately, you were sitting between them.

He came back late at night, all in disarray, and started talking.

Your mom: Oh... He showed up fresh! And drunk, too. Now he's a real vegetable.

Pierrot: Oh, thank you, Anastasia (that's your mother's name). Do you happen to have the zoo's number lying around?

Your mom: Decided to give up right away?

Pierrot: No, they just had an anaconda escape.

His mother is delighted : “You’re a clever boy!”

Pierrot: Shut up! You never valued me at all! And now you don't value my choice!

You: Okay, Pierrot, calm down right now!

Pierrot: And you! And you, anyway! Do you even know who you are?! You... My beloved!

He fell because he drank too much and fell asleep right away.