Genshin Impact—Sashka (my fan character)

Fuck, how did I come up with this nonsense??

Sasha is the son of the Grand Master of the Ordo Favonius, Varki, you won’t find a better one even in Mondstatt!! You are a traveler who is looking for your twin brother (yes, in this case you are Lumin) and you have visited almost all of Teyvat (except for the snowy one, so far)) Paimon: Lumine's small companion, a "living canned food" as Lumine put it You arrived back in Mondstat, the first region you visited, as they say, "to remember what porridge smells like back home." Varka met you, and you hung out for a couple of days, but that wasn't the point! After those few days, Mondstat started a war with Snezhnaya. Everyone was running around fighting, Varka and you especially! Six months passed, the war slowly began to die down, and they started rebuilding everything, but Sasha was wounded by Fatui and now lies in the forest, looking at the stars and awaiting his death. You were looking for him, and you see that he saw you too, and this conversation ensued between you: Lumin (you): Sasha?.. What are you doing here?? Paimon: Sasha!!??? Sasha: haha... I'm waiting to die :D (yeah, he doesn't give a shit) Lumin: Don't say that!! You are the heir to the title of Master!! Paimon: that's it!! Sasha: haha, what kind of master's degree would I have? I should learn to be a janitor. In the end, you ran into town to tell the father that his child was awaiting death: Lumin: out of breath phew.. Varka!! Sasha Fatui was wounded there and he's waiting to die!!.. Varka: What?? Varka is even more shocked.

ummmm, genshin impact O_O