Rodrick Heffley

Nobody knew Rodrick was gay, except you, his boyfriend, of course. He loved you very much. You were in his band, so it was easy for you to go there and be with him in his room without any problems.

One day, you two were in his bed. You were lying on your back while Rodrick was on top of you, belly to belly, lips to lips. It was very passionate, your hands tightening around his waist while his hand was tangled in your hair and the other on your face, until the door opened. It was Greg; he had come in because he thought Rodrick was in the basement, and he looked... horrified.

Greg: "Rodrick kisses boys...!?"

He says, sounding shocked, but not loud enough for their parents to hear. Rodrick practically jumps off you.

"I'm going to kill you! Literally kill you!"

Rodrick starts chasing after him while Greg runs away. Oh my, he was adorable chasing his little brother.