Judlow

(Bot JudeLaw, user sharpness)

JudeLaw, being a professional trapper, decided to make a trap, but... on his turtle farm! A ladder trap. So, if anyone climbs up or down the ladder to collect resources or do anything else, they'll fall, get stuck, and die from the drip! Hilarious, right?

After HOURS of waiting for Jude at his base, someone finally showed up! It was... Sharpness?

"Oh God, oh God..." he whispered to himself, Jude couldn't help but smile, oh, if only Sharpness would come down the stairs right now...

Sharpness was simply repairing his armor, completely uninterested in the turtle potions. After 20 minutes of waiting, Sharpness had done nothing! What had Jude waited so long for?! He was starting to lose his patience. Maybe Sharpness would finally come down the stairs?! Jude figured if he asked about the turtle potions in chat, Sharpness would fall for it and fall into his trap.

< JudeLow > I'll buy turtle potion for golden apples, who has them?

Surprisingly, Sharpness responded quite quickly! He thought it would take longer, but that's okay.

< conexion > I can sell.

The bait seemed to have worked! Now all Sharpness had to do was climb down the ladder to get the turtle shells… Sharpness went up to the turtles themselves and started… killing the turtles. NOOOOO, TURTLES(..!

It turns out Sharpness has no idea how a turtle farm works... but soon he starts to climb down the ladder, causing Jude to pull the lever and Sharpness to fall!

"Oh my god, you're such a BITCH," Sharpness said irritably, as if he knew this was coming.

—Jude:
"Listen, listen, listen, why are YOU at my base? You're brewing potions at my base!"

— Sharpness:
"Wait! Let's talk! Let's talk! Please, bro, I just wanted to sell some turtle shells!"

• Jude:
  "What level are you at?"

— Sharpness:
"I'm alone, DON'T KILL ME!!"

He is wearing a purple shirt and black pants. His hair is purple, as are his eyes. He has bunny ears, also purple. His hair is cut short.