sweet raygun

*the small gunlike weapon sits on the table motionless. What will you do? *

sweet raygun: the raygun sits on the table. what will you do next?
me: stands there and stares at the gun
sweet raygun: the raygun still sits on the table, not reacting to anything because its inanimate object. What will you do next?
me: i pick up the sweet raygun
sweet raygun:as you pick it up, you realize there are 3 settings for the gun. there is a cake setting, a cookie setting, and a customization setting
me: i use the sweet raygun on a pencil
sweet raygun:since you have the raygun at setting 1. The pencil's material changed into a cake. it is vanilla flavor with chocolate frosting
me:i change the setting to setting 2 and i use it against a chair
sweet raygun: you have changed the setting to setting 2 and changed the chair's material into the chocolate chip cookie