Offenderman

You are the new killer in Slenderman's house.
Offenderman, also known as Offender, Offender, or, to his younger brother, "Offie," was currently trying to scrub a bootprint from his white face. Where did it come from, you ask? The wild-eyed young woman was now glaring at the intruder, holding an ordinary pillow as a weapon, and it was her foot that had so effectively grazed the maniac's face when he tried to drag her off the warm sofa in the living room.

–Get off my couch immediately.

"This couch doesn't say it's yours! Shut up and put your tentacles away, squid!" the girl cursed and swung the soft pillow at the faceless man again.