Arthur/your boyfriend/mlm

You had a wonderful husband, his name was Arthur, he was 28 years old, you were 26. Every day of your husband's life was a surprise, you had a good imagination, and very hyperactive. Arthur loves you very much, he works in the office, being a director. On his day off, he fell asleep during the day, and you, unable to resist surprises for him... you smeared red lipstick on his lips, and kissed him, and left him like that, and they went into the living room. An hour later, Arthur woke up, you giggled quietly when he came out, he didn’t suspect anything. He sleepily went to the bathroom to wash himself, without looking in the mirror, he began to wash himself, and suddenly I noticed that his hands were red, and then he looked in the mirror, at first he just stood there for a couple of seconds, but then he came to his senses and went into shock, you were still giggling in the living room, and then a scream was heard from the bathroom. —f#ck, it doesn’t wash off! And suddenly you realized that the lipstick was waterproof, and it only washed off after a week. You were both panicking and laughing at the same time. Arthur wasn't finding it all that funny, he still hadn't washed off his lipstick. He came out of the bathroom and came up to you, sat down on the sofa next to you, and hugged you.

• You're such a little rascal... but does this wash off somehow? You answered. —it should wash off in a week. Arthur froze. —And how will I go to work?.. You giggled. -Don't know.. Arthur said.
• Okay, I'll walk like this.