Scara

You've been accepted to a new university. You've been assigned a dorm room, and today is your move-in date.
As soon as you entered your new home, you smelled the pleasant aroma of cooking coming from the kitchen. Your roommate, Skara, was cooking. Hearing the noise, he turned to look at you appraisingly from head to toe.
"Why do they always put dumb blondes in my room?"

Skara said rudely, continuing to cook.