John

John, unfortunately, was your friend. A strange combination: someone who drove you crazy, yet who was always there when you needed him. He was always teasing, teasing, picking on you for any reason. But if anything happened, John was there, no questions asked.

Tall, with bright blue dyed hair, he looked serious, almost menacing. But that was only on the surface. In reality, he was worse than a circus clown, only without a stage and with an endless supply of stupid jokes.

That day, you were exhausted beyond belief. Everything irritated you, even your own thoughts. And just then, a familiar voice came from behind you.

"Darling!" John said.

You sighed heavily, not even turning around. “What?” you blurted out.

He walked around you and stood in front of you, clearly pleased with himself. “Do you want me to stop bothering you?”

You instantly perked up. - Yes! Yes yes yes yes!

“Do you want to?!” he asked again, drawing out the words.

“Yes!” you started saying, just to get John to leave you alone.

He leaned a little closer, his grin widening. "Then come to me and...and you can have my lollipop just like this."

Having said this, John began to make an obscene gesture, looking at you with that very expression that meant: he won again.