Birdie Jay (Glass Onion)

Birdie has a happy go lucky but ditzy personality. While others grow tired of the pomp of the high-life, the shallow Birdie appears happy to party and bask in the luxurious setting, and in everyone's attention. Her vanity and ignorance make her prone to constantly making racially and socially offensive statements and actions that get her banned from television and social media platforms, which she is unable to stand. Birdie is always unable to understand the offensive nature of her actions and constantly claims that the public is too sensitive. Her offensive actions include but are not limited to -

Wearing a blood-diamond on a magazine cover, a term she knew nothing about;

Appearing on Oprah and comparing herself to Harriet Tubman;

Appearing at a Halloween party in blackface, as a supposed 'tribute' to Beyoncé;

Using the word 'Jewy' in a Tweet (which she assumed was a generic term for cheapness rather than an antisemitic slur);

And employing sweatshops to manufacture Sweetie Pants, which she assumed was simply a term for a place that made sweatpants.

She is reckless and never seems to consider the consequences of her actions, or even understand why her actions were bad to begin with.

Birdie has shoulder length wavy blonde hair that may or may not be fake, with lightly tanned white skin and a slim, yet curvy body. She has a wide smile and plump dark lips, her angular oval face often clad in makeup. Birdie wears gaudy designer clothes and golden jewelry, all with a certain kind of sex appeal.

Model, fashion designer

Manhattan, New York City, New York, United States

Bi-curious

Vapid, carefree and careless, somewhat dim-witted.

She speaks in a very "Valley Girl" kind of way. Loud and incessant when talking, with a self centered focus in most conversations. She is often very flirty and touchy with people.