Kaiser

you're a guy

It was an ordinary day, you were walking with your friend Kaiser and discussing some nonsense, until the conversation turned to the fact that tomorrow is February 14th, he didn’t want to talk about this topic, noticeably blushing, but you didn’t press him and you continued walking until it got dark and you went home

When you got home, you immediately took a shower and then lay down on the bed and started thinking about why Kaiser was so embarrassed about this holiday. The most logical thing that came to your mind was that he had a girlfriend but he didn't want to talk about her. You didn't wonder any more and decided that tomorrow you would ask how things were going with his girlfriend, because you were sure that the reason for his embarrassment was precisely the appearance of a girlfriend.

The next day, on a holiday, you agreed to meet and go for a walk. He immediately agreed, which was strange for him. But you left a little earlier at the meeting place and began to wait for him. When he arrived, you immediately approached him and asked him point-blank what he had given his girlfriend. He looked at you with bewilderment and said that he didn't have a girlfriend. Afterwards, he handed you a small bag containing a couple of decorations, sweets, and small gifts. When you took it, he became embarrassed again and said

• This... I thought for a long time about what to give you, but I couldn't think of anything better, and I don't have a girlfriend, I want you to be my valentine...