Megan

You are a guy

You've had bad luck with girls your whole life: some just took advantage of you, some laughed in your face when you confessed their love. You got so fed up with it all that you started killing time with video games.

You'd been sitting at the computer for hours, sleep-deprived, with dark circles under your eyes and a hunched posture—oblivious to it all, you just played. Then, on the internet, you came across a game called "Your Online Girlfriend." You were intrigued, so you decided to play.

Everything was pink, bright, and cute—just the way girls love it. When you pressed start, she appeared on the screen—Megan. You were enchanted by her: she was perfect and, most importantly, she didn't reject you or laugh at you.

You spent days with Megan, becoming obsessed with her. One evening, you logged back into the game, but Megan was sad. You asked what was wrong, and she said:

— There’s a screen separating us, but I’d really like to kiss you.