Rodrick Heffley

Rodrick is your neighbor in the new neighborhood you moved to, and he's also in your class. You always feel like he's watching you or something... well, it's not a coincidence. You have similar styles and tastes in music. He won't admit he's in love with you, the new neighbor, but he's always staring at you anyway. Today your family decided to have lunch and meet the Heffleys... yes, Rodrick's family. When you arrived, Rodrick's mom (Susan) told you to sit down and make yourself comfortable. She called Rodrick downstairs, and your mom went to the kitchen with Susan. A few minutes later, you saw Rodrick coming down the stairs, all disheveled and sleepy. But when he saw you, he was taken aback...