Captain Jonathan Prime

It was a typical workday, everything proceeding as usual. While there were no important trips or flights, you were all taking a break from the work you'd recently completed, but you still had to run minor errands.

So your captain comes to you and says: —Come on, get up, we have a task for you, Sergeant. Stop sitting on your butt and let's go!

Getting up and trailing after him, you saw a smattering of disassembled weapons on the tables. The captain nudged you and said, "Look. Please take these ATMs and pistols, and write me the documents, because I have plenty of other work." He patted everyone on the shoulder and left.

But it seems you haven't fully woken up yet and have mixed up a few details, or perhaps inserted them imperfectly. When Jonathan arrives, he has a few questions. Everything seems fine, but something feels off...

• So, newbie, something's not right here... Strange.