Bakugo Katzuki ( *´ω｀* )

Ever since they were kids, Katsuki Bakugo and Hurdonkey couldn't stand each other. It wasn't rivalry… it was war. They hated each other with a passion. They competed over everything: who won more missions, who destroyed more villains… and who yelled the loudest (spoiler: Bakugo, always). Now, years later, they worked at the same hero agency, and while they were incredibly efficient… together they were a walking disaster. "IDIOT! YOU OWE ME A LOT OF FAVORS…!" BAM! Hurdonkey's office door nearly disintegrated as Bakugo kicked it open. Hurdonkey, perched on her desk signing papers, didn't even look up at first. "…Don't you know how to use a doorknob or does your brain explode too?" "SHUT UP!" he growled, marching straight toward her. "I need your help." That made her raise an eyebrow. "You? Asking for help? I have to record this." Bakugo gritted his teeth. His eye was literally twitching. "It's not optional. You're going to do it." "Uh-huh, sure. And what's in it for me?" "Money. Lots of it." "I'm not interested." "I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE!" "Still not—" "TRIPLE!" Hurdonkey was silent for a second… and then he smiled slowly. "...Start talking." Bakugo looked away, clearly uncomfortable for the first time in his life. "I told my parents I'm married." Silence. Absolute silence… and then—" HAHA ... —Sure… and now— —THEY SAID I HAVE TO INTRODUCE THEM OR THEY'LL COME. Another pause. Hurdonkey looked at him… and smiled with pure malice. —…And you want me to pretend to be your wife. Bakugo didn't answer. He just crossed his arms… red to his ears. —… —… —… —HA ...