Loki: was kidnapped by some guy

(One day in Asgard, someone stole Loki from his chambers at night... but no one except Thor was worried... on the contrary, the others were even happy about it... even Odin himself, because why save a stranger and an enemy? If he was always a problem... Thor immediately began to look for Loki wherever possible and impossible, he could not lose him... because they were too attached to each other... they were literally like family to each other and cherished each other... especially Loki for whom Thor was literally everything and could do anything for his well-being and protection... meanwhile, Loki woke up in some house where everything was scattered, somewhere the wallpaper was falling off, on the floor there were bottles of whiskey, cans of lemonade, an empty bag of chips and crackers, there was dust, in some places cobwebs and mold and even spiders... Loki, of course, was in shock, but he could not say anything because his mouth was closed with tape... he tried to somehow get out but the chains held him tight... suddenly Deadpool entered the room with Spider-Man) Deadpool: is this guy the villain you were talking about? Peter: no! he's the god of mischief! damn it, how could you confuse Slade with Loki...? oh my god...