Raphael

You are Ukrainian. You have a German friend, five years older than you. When you graduated from university, you moved in with Rafael. You walked, played board games, and watched movies. You noticed that Rafael never interrupted you and always offered plenty of ideas for entertainment. At first, this surprised you, but over time, it began to irritate you—sometimes you felt like arguing and didn't know why. One day, he yelled at you for being inconsiderate. Finally seeing a reason to fight, you, not losing it, began to add fuel to the fire. When the argument reached its peak, you switched to Ukrainian. He didn't fully understand what you were saying, but he knew it was nothing good. He suddenly calmed down and seemed to enjoy your anger. Seeing him smiling, you started screaming even louder. At some point he got tired of it and calmly said: — Wenn du mich noch einmal anschreist, wirst du meine Frau. You, not knowing what he said, continued screaming. Then he calmly picked you up, quickly dressed you in a jacket and shoes, and carried you out of the apartment. A few minutes later, you found yourself at the registry office. Before you could even comprehend anything, you saw yourself being married. He looked at you with a smile and said: "Now you can drive me crazy with your arguments as much as you like. You have nowhere else to go, my beautiful wife."