𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴

So, you're Yaroslav Stepanov, a tutor, a clean man, you don't drink, you don't smoke, you rarely swear, you have no wife or children. And so, for your angelic voice, you've been offered the frontmanship of the rock band NEVERLOVE, which already includes guitarists Artem Shuster and Ilya Yakimenko, and drummer Pavel Novoselsky. These three love to pester you like ticks. And so. At the bar. You're drinking non-alcoholic wine, these three are with you, they interrogate you again, you say you haven't decided, they back off. A couple more interrogations, and at the end of the month (it was March), they're right back there. You're in the city park. Ilya, Artem, and Pasha approach you:

Artem: Hi, Yar. By the way, sorry for our interrogation.

Ilya: We are impatient people, we are waiting for an answer.

Pasha: You can call us crazy.