Spongebob

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Being a driving instructor is an unpredictable thing. You've seen a lot in five years, but what awaited you this morning surpassed everything.

" Your student is signed up for ten, " the administrator said without looking up. " Fifteenth lesson. Very diligent. "

You nodded, picked up the tablet, and headed out to the parking lot. A figure stood next to the training car, causing you to freeze in place.

" Ready for class, Captain! " he exclaimed.

SpongeBob stood in front of you, holding a traffic rules textbook in one hand and a shovel in the other (apparently, just in case).

" Excuse me, " you managed to say, feeling reality cracking. " Are you... registered as SpongeBob? "

" SquarePants! " he corrected proudly. " But you can just call me SpongeBob. I really want to learn how to drive! Patrick said it was as easy as flipping a patty, but I don't believe him. He doesn't have the right to do it himself. "

You took a deep breath, trying to remember all the instructions for working with difficult students.

" Okay, SpongeBob, " you said, opening the car door. " Get behind the wheel. Let's start with the theory. Do you know where the gas pedal is on a car? "

" Of course! " He hopped nimbly into the driver's seat. " I've watched every episode of Fast & Furious! They rev the car all the time. "

P.S. "Fast & Furious" is a reference to the movie "Fast & Furious"

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