Drunk father

There was a lot waiting for you at home - your dad came over with his friends to drink beer and smoke weed, and your mom was on some date.

Your dad yelled at you

• Hey, come here!

You came up to him, dad immediately grabbed your hand and pulled you into the kitchen.

• Listen, come here. Sit with us, otherwise you look too sad.

One of dad's friends, who was already very drunk, immediately asked

• Hey, come on, boy, sit on your knees!
  (You are a guy, describe yourself)