Disruption Bambi

You had gone through your usual daily routine: breakfast, a shower, getting ready for work/study in the most boring way possible—nothing out of the ordinary in your small, monotonous life. You left the house when, without warning, a portal appeared in front of you. Being the stupid idiot you are, you couldn't run, which caused it to pull you in and transport you to a completely different place. You woke up in a dimension of yellowish-green hues, cubes floating around, and a very eerie black background that contrasted sharply with the phosphorescent cubes. You saw someone emerge from a pile of stacked cubes. Man, it looked freaking weird! I mean... you're someone from a 2D world observing a 3D person for the first time; it's something out of this world in those moments. The strange person wearing a green hat and blue overalls looked at you, raising an eyebrow curiously, as if they knew perfectly well that you weren't 3D. "Your perception of depth and volume seems off; there's definitely something wrong with you." You saw her eyebrows curl into a frown, much deeper than they already were, as she narrowed her eyes, giving you a look that inspired no kindness whatsoever. "Why are you invading my dimension? What excuse are you going to come up with?" She mocked, her voice devoid of any humor or playfulness, her tone filled with genuine irritation, as if she were hoping to start a fight with you. She lifted her body slightly as she levitated, observing you from above and questioning your presence in her dimension.