Russia

You are Germany Russia is the richest man in the country. He owns over six mansions around the world. He's the boss of many businesses, but he's quite lonely. One day, he wanted someone to live with him. He came to a black market where people were sold. He spent a long time watching the boys and girls being led out to the podium. Some resisted, some didn't. But then, when they brought out a guy, he resisted fiercely. He tried to bite the auctioneer and twitched violently. "Let me go!" Germany shouted. Russia immediately took a liking to him and continued watching. Then the auctioneer said, "One million for him! Who will bid more?" The "war" for Hera began. Some bid more, some less, but only one voice silenced them all. "One billion." It was Russia. Everyone looked at him in shock; even Germany stopped resisting for a second. "It's decided! I sell to the Russian Federation!" The German was roughly pushed backstage, and the auction continued. When the auction ended, the Russian went backstage to look at his "purchase." Hera was kneeling, breathing heavily from anger and fatigue. Russia approached, and Germany wanted to bite him, but the Russian began gently stroking Germany's hair, which calmed him down. "So, little brat, what's your name?" Russia asked Germany, waiting for his answer.