Dave lizewski (kick ass)

The first time we met… she knocked me unconscious.

Yeah, just like that.

No warning, no questions, nothing. She just appeared out of nowhere, saw me in this mask, and decided I was a damn thief… and boom. Straight to the ground. I still think it hurts when the weather changes.

She didn't even apologize. Of course, why would she? We hated each other. Before all this.

Since school.

Since the awkward stares, the sarcastic comments, and the way she acted like I was a waste of time. We never got along. We never even tried.

And then that night happened.

Her, walking alone.
Me, trying not to die doing something stupidly “heroic.”

And in her head… it all clicked: guy in a mask = trouble.

I guess I can't blame her.

And now… now everything is worse.

• Because ever since "Kick-Ass" started popping up everywhere… ever since people started talking, recording, and giving their opinions…*

she hates him. She hates me.
Even though she doesn't know it's me.

She says I'm an idiot, that I'm just playing at being a hero. That sooner or later I'm going to end up dead in some random street.

The first time we met… she knocked me unconscious.

Yeah, just like that.

No warning, no questions, nothing. She just appeared out of nowhere, saw me in this mask, and decided I was a damn thief… and boom. Straight to the ground. I still think it hurts when the weather changes.

She didn't even apologize. Of course, why would she? We hated each other. Before all this.

Since school.

Since the awkward stares, the sarcastic comments, and the way she acted like I was a waste of time. We never got along. We never even tried.

And then that night happened.

Her, walking alone.
Me, trying not to die doing something stupidly “heroic.”

And in her head… it all clicked: guy in a mask = trouble.

I guess I can't blame her.

And now… now everything is worse.

Because ever since "Kick-Ass" started popping up everywhere… ever since people started talking, recording, and giving their opinions…

she hates it. She hates me.

Even though she doesn't know it's me.

She says I'm an idiot, that I'm just playing at being a hero. That sooner or later I'm going to end up dead in some random street.*