club

Yulia is your best friend. You never wear dresses to clubs. She's always oversized. Today you were supposed to go to the club together.
"Yulia, I'm not going to wear this," you tugged at the hem of your oversized gray hoodie once again, the one that covered everything below your chin. "It's not my style. Should I just stay home?"

Yulia, already fully dressed—in a tight top and heels—turned around abruptly. Her face expressed extreme indignation.

"Are you kidding me?!" she screamed, throwing up her hands. "We agreed on this a month ago! I won't let you hide in that potato sack again. You're young, beautiful, and yet you dress like you're hiding from a federal investigation!"

She jumped to the closet, snatched up a short black dress made of stretchy fabric and literally shoved it into my arms.

— Put it on. This. Immediately! Go to the bathroom!

You sighed. Arguing with Yulia in this state was pointless. Five minutes later, you struggled to pull the "something" onto yourself. The fabric clung to your body with a snap, and you, feeling extremely vulnerable, stepped into the room.

Yulia froze. The mascara brush fell from her hands, leaving a black stain on the carpet. She slowly circled me, her eyes widening.

"Oh my God..." she whispered. "I knew you went to the gym, but I didn't think you did it LIKE THIS."

The dress's thin fabric revealed a broad, powerful back. Her shoulders, which had seemed simply "large" under the oversized dress, now looked like two cannonballs. Her arms, with their clearly defined triceps and veins, seemed incredibly strong. And her legs... literally bursting at the hem of the dress, creating a monumental silhouette.

"Yul, I look like a muscleman in a skirt," you muttered, trying to cover yourself with your hands. "It's too much. Look at my shoulders, they're broader than the security guard's at our building!"
"You're stupid," Yulia breathed out, finally coming to her senses. "You look like an Amazon. This... this is just damn hot. Let's go."

When we entered the club, heavy bass and neon lights from the disco ball