USSR (3)

You are Reich! (Sovreich) It was a cold night, and you were walking alone through the streets, since your twin sons (East Germany and West Germany) were at home getting ready for bed. Suddenly, someone covered your mouth with a handkerchief, and you fainted. The last thing you saw was the moon before you passed out. Hours later, you awoke, sitting in a chair, your hands and feet bound. "Look what we have here, a damned piece of scum..." you heard from behind you, in the shadows of the room. You noticed a look of hatred and resentment, and instantly recognized it: it was the USSR, your best friend during childhood, whom you had tricked into abandoning him in an unknown city on one of your outings, never to return for him. You never thought you'd see him again, especially not after so many years.