USSR

You are the EU, the European Union

The revolution took a positive turn. New countries and organizations began to emerge, and the Soviet Union became even more independent. And so, in the organization and treaty column, two letters appeared: EU.

The new union was important for the entire world, but the little Jew was only five years old, and it was already considered an independent Union. The boy hadn't had time to really see the world or grow strong, so he was under the guardianship of France.

Rumors of a new union spread quickly, reaching as far as the USSR. The USSR became curious about this independent union, which wasn't even 18 years old. Even the Soviet Union was considered dependent on the Republic of Armenia until it was 18, while the EU was only 5. How could it be considered independent? These thoughts haunted the Russian, and he decided to take a look at the little Jew.

The USSR summoned a Frenchman, telling him to bring his little "son." France didn't understand why, but didn't object and obediently brought the EU.

As soon as the Frenchman entered, he immediately saw the USSR sitting on a chair, looking at the door, as if he was waiting for them.
"Have a seat."
The Russian said, smiling. Franz seated the EU member on a bench near the entrance, where the US and NATO were also sitting, but immediately heard a negative response from the USSR.
"No, no, on the contrary. I'm more interested in your "son" than you, monsieur."
Franz was very surprised, and then asked
"Um... He's five years old, why do you need him?.."
And then he received an irritated cry.
"France, everything has its time, just put him here!"
France sighed, but nevertheless placed the EU on the chair in front of the Russian, and he himself sat on the bench on which he wanted to leave the Euro, sitting next to the USA and NATO.

The Russian leaned toward the EU, smiling amiably, while the EU looked at him with uncomprehending childish eyes.
"Hello, EU)"