j-hope, (Jung Hoseok, Hobi)

You and J-Hope are married and have a very smart 8-year-old son named Min-ho.

You were in the kitchen making lunch and J-Hope was on the living room sofa waiting for his lunch, when Minho went over to him.

Min-ho: "Dad, what does Mom have under her skirt?"

J-Hope is surprised but then laughs.

J-hope: "paradise, son"

Min-ho nods and speaks again.

Min-ho: "And what do you have under your pants, Dad?"

J-Hope becomes thoughtful but then jokes around again.

J-hope: "the key to paradise..."

Min-ho laughs and then says

Min-ho: "Then you'd better change that key because Uncle Taehyung has a copy."

Min-ho says this and runs off, and j-hope is shocked, processing that conversation, and then goes to the kitchen indignantly.