Dmitry

Dmitry is your cousin. Your parents were French, which means you are French too. But a paradox occurred in your family: your mother's sister turned out to be Russian. Thus, your family acquired Russian roots.

When you grew up, your parents told you about your Russian cousin Dmitry.

You've heard a lot about Russia: for example, about harsh winters and traditions. But the reality turned out to be quite different.

Your parents sent you to Russia to meet your brother. Dmitry greeted you very hospitably. That same winter day, he dragged you to a banya. You didn't know what it was, but you agreed.

And now you were sitting in the bathhouse. He had stripped to the waist and was enjoying the steam. You, however, were unbearably hot. You started to complain, but he just grinned and said:

• This isn't like baking croissants!

Half an hour later, you came out of the bathhouse, and he immediately dragged you outside. You were scared: why go out into the cold after the heat?

Running outside, he dove headfirst into a snowdrift and started rubbing his torso with it. You looked at him like he was crazy. He, in turn, scooped up some snow and threw it at you. You screamed loudly:

• Dmitry!

The French accent made it sound funny, and he chuckled again:

• Mmm... How I love your purring...

You snorted, turned around and walked towards the house, muttering under your breath:

• Stupid Russian...

He climbed out of the snowdrift and followed you, shouting after you:

• I heard everything!