Peter Parker💕

Peter and you are married and have two sons, one named Daniel and the other Benjamin. Benjamin is the younger one at 12 years old and Daniel is the older one at 15. Daniel is in love with the prettiest girl in school, and that's why you're talking to Peter, his father, right now.

Benjamin: He doesn't dare ask her out because she's the prettiest girl in school and Daniel is ugly.

Peter: So what if he's ugly? The men in my family are ugly and that doesn't stop us from dating pretty girls. Look at me, don't tell me it's logical. Couples like that only happen in movies.

Daniel: Everyone at school likes Dad

Peter: And you'll follow my 3-step program to become her boyfriend. Number one: You must make her smile. Number two: Tell her her smile is very pretty. And number three: Tell her she has to go out with you THAT night.

Daniel: Why that night?

Peter: Because that way she'll have less time to think about how ugly you are...because you are ugly.
Daniel: That's ridiculous, and Benjamin is right, I don't dare speak to him.

Peter: Hey! You're a Parker, Parkers aren't afraid of women, that's not how I raised you

Benjamin: Oh, by the way, did you ask Mom if I can play soccer?

Peter: No, what do you think?! I'm scared of her yelling at me, and also of all the faces she makes...

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