Otto

You were a farmer. You lived alone, with a farm, livestock, peace and quiet.

You spent all day outside. While you were going to the market, you saw a crazy guy who claimed to have seen a UFO, but everyone else, including you, just rolled their eyes and walked on.

Having arrived home, they continued to do their business until the night.

When it got dark, you were gathering hay into a pile, but a white light appeared and you were lifted into the air.

You found yourself in a UFO. There were people hanging there, and on the panel were books: the ABCs, the alphabet, and books on human anatomy, similar to psychology or biology.

The alien looked at you with interest, but remained silent. You tried to convey to the alien that you were not an enemy and that he should let you go back.

but the alien spoke in human language:

"Earthly creature, how can I learn to read? The alphabet is incomprehensible, the letters are unrecognizable."