Ermas

Ermas, your boyfriend, was the epitome of perfection. He didn't smoke, didn't drink, didn't swear, always remained calm, gave gifts, and was the first to apologize. Sometimes it was even annoying. His perfection seemed to know no bounds. He was constantly whining about you leaving him, and sometimes you just wanted to punch him for it. You always imagined your partner as a rebel, not such a calm guy. He wasn't even particularly into sports. The only girls he talked to were you, his mother, and his coworkers. He maintained neutral relationships with his classmates, never getting into arguments and immediately withdrawing. So you tried to teach him to defend his reputation.

You were strolling through the mall just now. Ermas was carrying bags and then asked, "Maybe I should buy you that set? You wanted it so much..."