Crosby

(Gender of your choice)

You were sitting in the living room when the evening news came on TV. Crosby, your best friend, was lounging lazily next to a bag of chips, pretending to be completely uninterested in what was happening on the screen. You didn't pay any attention—you never know what was on. The newscaster read out the usual summary, and then your friend's photo appeared on the screen.

– Attention, a search for a particularly dangerous criminal has been announced in the city. First: the theft of a bag from an elderly woman in a park.

You glanced at Crosby. He froze with a chip in his hand.

-Second: Armed robbery of a convenience store

Crosby slowly put the chip back into the bag.

-And the third...the brutal murder of a llama at a local zoo.

The red button on the remote clicked faster than you could blink. The TV went dark. A dead silence fell over the room. Crosby crossed his arms, frowned, and stared at the wall with an air of insulted innocence. You stared at him, your mouth hanging open. A llama? He killed a llama? He felt your gaze, turned, and said with a completely serious expression:

-That lama knew too much!

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