~Telamon~

Oceanian. The most "historical" branch. In 1777, Telamon personally descended to Oceania and consecrated Hesaloto Lagoon, where a temple was soon built in his honor. In 1816, the Vailua Order was founded at the temple, with a settlement for its members; a city and road named after Telamon developed around it. This city and order played a role in the Oceanian Unification Wars, and after unification, King Alo'hi moved the capital there and built a palace. Telamon was perceived as a god or demigod sent from heaven to fulfill the "heavenly plan for unification"—in the spirit of the angels of the Abrahamic religions and Hermes in Robloxian mythology. Later, Robloxian sacrifices were made to him in volcanoes—a practice only banned in 1907 by Governor Luke Tokovian. There is also the famous painting by John Nepomuk Head, "Telamon Crowning Aloha King of Oceana."
Ultrakillian. Dark branch: Telamon is a fallen angel who haunts Robloxia every July 1st, but always loses to the god Ultrakillian. A ritualistic annual appearance instead of a triumph: annual visit, annual defeat.
Flood myth:
A special gem of the Telamonian tradition is the flood version. People lost morality and resorted to plunder, and Emperor Moo Huawaina ordered the worship of idols and the burning of old temples. The gods decided to punish mortals, and a carpenter named Nuh Uh was commissioned to build a large canoe. When rain fell, the Ark, containing the believers, animals, plants, and mushrooms, rose above the water and drifted for 56 days until it ran aground near the island of Kawaihua, which was spared by the flood. Yes, it's Noah's Ark, but with a meme-like carpenter instead of Noah.

(How it works in general:
The result is a typical fan-generated picture: Telamon is a "god with a biography," with dates of life, a cult with festivals on August 13th, a temple on the lagoon, an order, a ban on sacrifices, and even a dark side with a calendar of appearances. Many sections of the wiki are still marked "Coming soon"—the Telamonian mythology is a work in progress, and fans are gradually fleshing it out.

Telamon is the alter ego of the Roblox god Shedletsky, the deity's "earthly form." According to the wiki, he lived from July 30, 1702 to January 25, 1806, and died of old age—meaning even the "god" here has a mortal biography. The Telamon Ocean, the Telamonese language, the compound "Schedletsky Iron," and even a dwarf galaxy (Shedletsky's Dwarf) are named after him. He is worshiped in three religions: Robloxism, Telamonism, and Oofish.
Polybloxian. Here, Telamon appears under the names Talamani or Uhane Pua—as the creator of the ocean and islands. This is believed to be a local adaptation of Telamon's image: a Polynesian-Robloxian fusion, where the god of the seas and lands is recognized by his functions, not his name.
Telamonian. The main tradition here is that Telamon is the creator of the first Robloxians. Although the mythology itself has long been supplanted by the Telamonism religion, Telamon is revered as a local spirit in Bluesia, Aqualia, Aloha, and Hilokil, as well as in one form or another in Vista Union, the Kingdom of Oceania, Ro-Fiji, and Ro-Kiribati. Every year on August 13th (two weeks after his birthday), Telamonians celebrate a festival in his honor; in other countries, holidays also fall in the first half of August. The cult is strongest primarily in the southeast and west. The cosmogony of the Telamonian tradition itself is as follows: the world was created approximately 78,000 years ago—this was calculated by the ancient scholar Mokeika of Halokaki, who counted 28 million days back to an ancient event. The world emerged from the sky or cosmos, and from it were born two deities: Honua (earth) and Wailua (ocean). From them was born the goddess Ano (nature), who, uniting with the ancient sky deity Ilunamek, gave birth to Po (night) and La (sun). There was also Kiai, the god of the afterlife, the son of Honua and Ano. Moreover, within the Telamon religion itself, myths were preserved, but without the gods—only stories.

Figure in the background (right):
Halo: Above the head is a glowing orange-gold halo. The most telling detail: in the fanon thread about the fallen angel (Ultrakillian), the halo is a marker of former divinity, which remains even after the "holiness" has ended.
Face: here, on the contrary, the face is more visible—again, behind dark hair and in shadow—but the smile is wide and almost cheerful, the teeth visible. The mood is not sorrow, but playful self-satisfaction.
Attire: A long, white, floor-length robe with a black cape and the same white-and-black ribbon with inscriptions as the first figure. In his hands, he holds something white—like a scroll or a wrapped object.
Wings: massive black wings are on the back, and feathers like “ears” protrude from the head, like a second pair of wings.
On the back there is fine shading and schematic “divine” lines, as if it were a fresco or a vision.
The iconic Telamon (Roblox itself) looks different—a classic blocky avatar in a white "I love fried chicken" t-shirt, with a top hat like a classic head. This image, however, is pure fanon art from the thread about the dark/fallen Telamon: wings, halo, priestly attire, and runes—the entire package of a "deity twisted into darkness." Moreover, the artist plays on the traits we've discussed: the hidden eyes and smirk suggest mystery and dandyism, while the "priestly" attire evokes a connection to the Telamonism and Robloxism cults.

Figure in the foreground (left):
Overall appearance: a tall, thin figure in a long black robe—something between a priest's robe and a cassock. The color scheme is black, gray, and white, and the skin is pale, with a cool greenish-gray tint.
Head and "crown": stiff black feathers protrude from the hood (or hairdo), arranged like a crown or the outspread wings of a small bird—this gives the silhouette the appearance of a raven or a young raven perched on the shoulders. In front of this is a silver headband/tiara with a pattern of dots and swirls.
Face: Dark, shaggy hair falls over the eyes, completely obscuring them—the eyes are completely invisible, revealing only the lower half of the face: pale cheeks, a slight, mocking smile. The classic "smile from the shadows" image—when the character hides their eyes but reveals their expression. The skin is pale yellow.
Posture: pensive and relaxed yet arrogant at the same time—the chin rests on folded fingers, the elbow on something invisible. This pose usually portrays a cunning person who has already calculated everything.
Clothing: Underneath the black robe is a dark gray collar and a stola-style tunic. A white stole sash with black runic symbols (in the style of Roblox script) is slung over the shoulder—a detail of clerical vestments that denotes a priest's status.
Wings: behind the back are huge black feathers, sweeping and slightly ruffled, not the neat ones of an angel.
The fingers are long and slightly clawed. Telamon stands 3 meters (9.84 feet) tall.

(The inhabitants are believed to speak the Rolatin language.)

Dark Alter Ego (Shedletsky = Telamon route): Popular theory: Shedletsky is Telamon (or his puppet, or his mortal form), and the "transformation" occurs through darkness. In this route, Shedletsky's anger "transforms him into Telamon"—that is, Telamon is interpreted as a dark, divine form of an ordinary human, unleashed by anger. Traits: calm rage, double life, a god who lives within a mortal, biding his time.
Brawler (BrawlR): The most villainous variant: "The Agent of Chaos"—the scheming ruler of Thundering Heights, wreaking havoc on everything from minor mischief to large-scale destruction "because he thinks it's funny." Traits: sadistic playfulness, absolute power without conscience, boredom as a motivation. This is essentially the Loki of the Roblox universe—chaos for the sake of entertainment, not for the sake of evil per se.
If we combine all the versions, the dark Telamon is a god whose greatest fall from grace is pride. The same formula shines through in all versions of darkness: omnipotence plus egotism plus the creator's frivolity. He creates darkness (1x1x1x1) not out of malice, but out of mischief or boredom—and bears no responsibility. The fall comes either from without (Ultrakillian casts him down) or from within (his creation turns against him). And a characteristic detail of the fan image: he is not "pure evil" like a demon—he is a good god turned evil, who has considered the universe a joke for too long.

(By the way, it's funny that a real person has nothing to do with this story: the real Shedletsky came up with 1x1x1x1 as an Easter egg to intimidate newcomers, and over the course of fifteen years, fans have turned it into a cosmogony with fallen angels and fragments of divinity.)

The most "churchly" version of darkness: in Ultrakillian mythology, Telamon is a fallen angel who appears to "haunt" Robloxia every July 1st—but always loses to the god Ultrakillian. This means his dark side isn't an all-powerful villain, but an exile with a routine schedule: he comes once a year to wreak havoc and regularly receives his just deserts. Traits: pride without power, resentment, obsession—a being who can't accept being overthrown and repeats the attempt as a ritual.
The Creator of Hatred (1x1x1x1 branch): Here, Telamon's darkness is not himself, but what he created. In the Forsaken version of the lore, 1x1x1x1 is Telamon's creation, and in fan works, 1x directly calls him "his creator." It all started with a real joke by Shedletsky: he himself invented the myth of the "evil 1x1x1x1" in 2007, and fans expanded it into a full-fledged cosmology. In popular theories, 1x1x1x1 is the vessel of the god's darkness and flaws: Telamon's hatred, alienated and given its own body. The characteristics of such darkness are: a smug creator who does not acknowledge consequences—he created the darkness as a joke, but it spiraled out of control and now views him as a father, whom it both hates and cannot let go of. This is the classic figure of Dr. Frankenstein: a god who is entitled to be judged by his own creation.
Split God (AU about fragments): The most elaborate psychological version is universes where Telamon is split into fragments, one of which is dark. Typical setup: pride, love, and hate as three separate personalities. The dark fragment in such AUs is described as a being of pure hatred, created "accidentally and indestructibly," yet it feels a complex mixture of contempt and melancholy for Telamon. In memes, this is played out as "a quarrel with one's own evil divine alter ego in one's head." Traits: internal conflict, a tormenting self-awareness—the dark Telamon here is not an external enemy, but something from which the god cannot separate.

The father of all Robloxians. In Telamonian mythology, he is the one who created the first Robloxians, literally the progenitor of the entire people. Formally, the god of the universe is Shedletsky, and Telamon is his alter ego, but in the myths, both are merged into a single creator figure.
The possible father of King Aloha. The most intriguing point in Oceanic legends is that Telamon prophesied to the mother of the future king in 1777 that she would give birth to the ruler of Oceania, and some versions of the legends directly name Telamon as Aloha's father. He doesn't have the official status of "father"—it's precisely "in some legends"—which lends the myth a mysterious quality: the god descended, blessed, and a generation later, the ruler acquired "heavenly" origins.
A couple of caveats:
A bonus from real Greek mythology: Telamon is the father of the hero Ajax the Great. Fans eagerly play on the similarity in the names of the Roblox legend and the ancient hero, but there is no direct reference to Ajax in the Robloxiapedia canon.
And remember that everything "family-friendly" from Robloxiapedia is fanfiction, not official Roblox lore.

The creator and patron. In his own mythology (Telamonian), he is the one who created the first Robloxians, their "father-demiurge." His cult is popular in the southeast and west, and festivals are held in his honor every August 13th.
He personally intervenes in the affairs of mortals. He is not a god perched on a cloud: in 1777, he personally descended to Oceania, consecrated the Hesaloto Lagoon, where his temple was later built, and crowned Alohi King of Oceania. He was perceived as a messenger of the heavens with a "celestial plan of unification"—in the spirit of angels or Hermes in Greek mythology.
Omnipotent, yet chaotic. In other games in the universe (such as Block Tales), the deity is described as "all-loving" and "all-powerful": he genuinely cares about the survival of Robloxians, but his interventions are unpredictable and absurd—the rules of physics and logic bend under his control, and instead of classic retribution, a giant Butterfinger bar can fall on the guardians. His key symbols are fried chicken and Butterfinger: an "unpredictable yet caring" nature.
Good in concept, awkward in execution. He's strictly good, not evil, but his "blessings" sometimes wreak unexpected havoc, so Robloxians treat him with awe mingled with mild trepidation: grateful for his salvation, but wary of the next "miracle."
A work-weary god. In Blox Cards, he's depicted as the god who keeps Robloxia safe during the Ultimate Power era, but is so tired and sleep-deprived from endless work that he ignores the celestials' pleas for help and creates new creatures out of sheer boredom.
Dangerous when angry and ready for battle. In Blox Cards, for example, he wakes up, misunderstands the situation, and without hesitation unleashes Titans—"Deep Titan," "Fried Titan," and others—on the "thieves." In BrawlR, he's even called "The Agent of Chaos": the sly, grinning ruler of Thunder Heights, who wreaks havoc, from petty pranks to large-scale destruction, simply because he thinks it's "funny."

Name: Telamon.
Born: July 30, 1702.
Occupation: God.
Died: January 25, 1806 (presumably, but no one can say for sure)

Pokémonism originated in ancient Neo-Japan and began to gain popularity. In the 10th century, it spread to the Telamon Islands, where it was adopted by the ruling Kakadu dynasty. Over time, it began to spread there as well. With the onset of the late Middle Ages, Pokémonism began to decline. The last followers of this religion in Neo-Japan lived in the 19th century. At the same time, the faith almost disappeared on the Telamon Islands due to the policies of the Rogals, who exterminated all religions they considered pagan. Eventually, after the Second Roblox War, the religion was revived, and today it is practiced by several million people (most of them Neo-Japanese). On the Telamon Islands, this religion has 3,500,000 followers, making it the majority of the religion's followers on Roblox. Additionally, there are around 4,500 followers in the Cat Islands, 2,000 in Neo Japan, 900 in Taiblox, 700 in the United States of Robloxia, 300 in Bloxstralia, and many followers in other countries where there are less than 100.

A non-theistic religion from the Telamon Islands, founded around the 10th century. It is a blend of various doctrines from other religions in the region. Telamonism was heavily influenced by earlier Polyblocian beliefs, as well as Buddhism and Pokémonism. According to Telamonism, the existence of a god or gods is unknown, making it considered non-theistic. However, it does have a cult of celestial bodies, including the most prominent cult of the Sun in Roblox. Interestingly, during the first few centuries of its existence, this religion was believed to be similar to Pokémonism, but not as a religion, but rather as something between a religion and Robloxianism. One of its most important dogmas is reincarnation. Telamonism proposes that the soul passes through the lives of an archaeon, a bacterium, a protozoan, a plant, a fungus, an animal, and a Robloxian, after which it either departs to the afterlife or continues its cycle. A person's place in the afterlife depends largely on how they lived their life as a Robloxian. One of the doctrines is the pursuit of self-improvement and enlightenment. The religion does not contradict the theory of evolution. The sacred book of this religion is Ohike, which, surprisingly, is the longest religious book in the entire Roblox universe. According to Telamonism, the Roblox universe (called Lua) was created 79,629 years ago from the primordial ocean of chaos (called Kamanipuula). Various celestial bodies were then created—first the Roblox sun, then the planets, including Roblox, which was initially an empty planet until the basic platform and materials were created. Soon, living organisms appeared, which evolved into other life forms. According to Telamonism, before the cycle of reincarnation begins, a person lives in another dimension called the pre-existence. After passing through it, a person enters one of the 72 dimensions of the afterlife, where they either live forever or return to the pre-existence state.

A religion rooted primarily in the land of Robloxia, it is also one of the most popular religions on Roblox. Ufish was founded by Nub Mkufarena in 1432. Initially a reform of Nubism, it later became a distinct religion. In the mid-16th century, the religion reached the Nubian and Somachi Islands, where it quickly spread. From a combination of primitive shamanism, Offism, Confucianism, and Buddhism, the Nubians created Kongoism.

The largest and deepest of Roblox's ocean regions, it extends from the Bloxartica Ocean in the north to the Bloxartica in the south. Its waters have been saturated with water for millennia. The Telamon Ocean occupies approximately 28% of Roblox's surface area and 46% of its water surface area. Roblox's deepest point is west of Northern Telamon. It was named by an explorer in 1520 while sailing on Telamon. The Telamon Ocean is bordered by 55 countries, including Bloxanda, Robloxia, the People's Republic of Luobu, Bloxstralia, Neo-Japan, the Telamon Islands, and Bloxico. The Telamon Ocean contains over 25,000 islands—more than the other four oceans combined. The famous whale, 46 Hertz, has been spotted in the East Telamon Ocean, off the coast of Bloxanda and Robloxia.

Old Telamonian traditions, about gods and heroes, explain the place of Robloxians in Roblox, as well as the principles of Roblox's operation, creation, and history. Belief in deities has given way to religions such as Telamonism, Pokémonism, Buddhism, and Christianity, but it is still practiced in some regions. Telamonism retains some of these myths, but they make no mention of deities. According to the inhabitants of Telamon, Roblox was created approximately 78,000 years ago. This is the calculation of the scholar Mokeika of Halokaki, who in ancient times claimed that the world was created 28 million days before an ancient event. Most creators from the ancient Telamon islands claim that the world arose from the sky or cosmos. From it, two deities were born: Honua (earth) and Wailua (ocean). These gods gave birth to the goddess Ano (nature), who, in conjunction with the ancient sky, identified with the deity Ilunamek, gave birth to Po (night) and La (sun). The god of the underworld, Kiai, son of Honua and Ano, was also born. People began to lose their moral compass and commit numerous robberies. Emperor Mu, Huawaina, ordered the people to worship idols and close and burn the old temples. Seeing this, the gods decided to punish the mortals. A carpenter named Nuh U was commissioned to build a large canoe. He appeared to the worshipers and showed them the way to Nuh U's place.

Finally, when the rain began, the ark, along with the faithful and pious people, animals, plants, and mushrooms, began to rise. The vessel drifted for 56 days until it finally ran aground off the coast of an unknown island called Kawaihua, which had been unaffected by the flood.

The indigenous people of Polyblox, Bloxicronia, and Bluenesia, as well as some islands of Bloxelanesia and the Upper Islands. They speak Polybloxian languages.
The Polybloxians are a people of the Bloxstronesian group, originating from Taiblox. They began migrating into the Telamon Ocean regions around 1000 BCE. They primarily settled in the triangle between Blox Zealandia, Bloxvaii, and Papa Nui. They also inhabited Bluenesia and the Upper Islands. It was not until the 10th century that they reached Manakapa. Despite the vast distances, the differences between the individual Polybloxian languages ​​are minor.