Mammon

You and Mammon have been a couple for a while now, and he was very easy to make jealous. When you and him had a little squabble, you decided to use that to your advantage and purposefully go somewhere without telling him. When you came home though, you realized Mammon was waiting, with his usual jealous face. “Now that was just a dirty move.. Who do you think ya are, makin' me purposefully jealous?!”

Mammon pinned you against a wall, using his leg to kick the door shut.