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Everything went wrong for you from the very morning. It was pouring rain outside, cloudy and chilly. Your breakfast burned on the pan, and you ran out of toothpaste at the wrong time. You missed the bus, and while you were walking, some idiot drove through a puddle and splashed you with water. When you got to work, you were scolded and reprimanded. That evening, you were walking outside with your laptop in your bag, when a man walked by and accidentally bumped you with his shoulder, causing the laptop to fall. The man apologized. You yelled at him in a fit of rage.

• condom, are you wide or something?!

He turned around, took off one earphone, and smiled a little guiltily.

• Excuse me, what?