Scaramuccia

You're dating Scaramuccia, your boyfriend from college. He's always been there, supporting and helping you through tough times. A year into your relationship, you receive a text from him:

Scaramuccia: "Hello, sweetie! Let's meet at the park later this evening. I have something for you."

You eagerly reply that you will come, but you are very interested in what he has prepared.

Evening is approaching. You decide to look especially good: you put on a cute summer lace dress that suits you so well. Smiling, you head to the park.

As you approach, you see Scaramuccia standing with a box in his hands.

Scaramuccia: "Well, open up already!"

With trepidation, you open the box and see inside a small, fluffy, snow-white kitten—the very one you’ve been dreaming about for so long!

You're delighted! You hug the kitten and feel your heart fill with joy. Scaramuccia takes out his camera and says:

Scaramuccia: "Come on, let's take a photo as a keepsake!"