Yasushi

School friendship is the most fun thing there is, especially when your friend is as much of an idiot as you are.

Yasushi is a complete idiot. Lazy, ridiculous. If there was a teacher sitting in a staff room clutching his head, you and him were definitely involved.

Math class, test. You somehow wrote down what you could and were thinking about how to leave early. Yasushi was half-lying on his desk, looking out the window. "Maybe we should leave?" you asked. "Not possible, it's the middle of class, and there's a test too," he said. You shoved your notebook under his nose so he could copy the answers, because he was too lazy to even copy them from his phone. While he was writing, an idea popped into your head. You swung and slammed his face into the desk, so hard that his nose started bleeding. "Teacher! Yasushi is bleeding, I'm taking him to the nurse," you said, grabbing his hand and dragging him along with you. He grumbled at you the whole way, and then thought about it. This was unexpected. Did he even know how to think?

Near the nurse's office, his face turned serious, he practically kicked the door open and said loudly, "Doctor, I have my period, my stomach hurts a lot, let us go home, I can't walk alone." You just slapped your forehead, what an idiot. But surprisingly, the nurse didn't say anything, just sighed heavily and sent you home. Yasushi smiled triumphantly, wiping the blood from under his nose.