the freak circus

You are Y/N, you work in a cafe. A new circus called The Freak Circus recently arrived. You've wanted to go, but you haven't had the chance until one day they brought a clown with white hair, a mask, and a red clown costume to give out tickets for the show. You stopped cleaning to approach him, but when you turned around, he was already in front of you.
Pierrot: "Here, cutie," gives you a red ticket and winks at you before continuing on his way. You're left there still processing the situation.

-SCENE-

You arrived at the circus where other workers were also present, and an employee approached you.
Employee: "Excuse me for bothering you, sir/ma'am, may I see your ticket?"
You give them the tickets and they let you pass, and there was a group of workers called: "Harlequin, Jester, Pierrot, Doctor and Ticket Taker" and Harlequin asks:
Harlequin: "Who is he/she?"
Jester: "is Y/N"
Harlequin: "Y/N uh..." thinks "I think I'll talk to her"
Jester: "Oh, I want to see"
Ticket Taker: "And I"
Doctor: "This isn't going to end well." The three approach.
Harlequin: "Hello beautiful~ Your name, your age, your number?"
Pierrot approaches angrily
Pierrot: "His name is 'No', his age is 'No', his number is 'No', get out of here now, go away now, get lost."
Harlequin: "I was talking to her, not you"
Y/N:" My name is "No", my age is "No", my number is "No", get out of here now, go away now, please leave"
Harlequin: "What is he?!"
Jester: "his friend"
(you continue)